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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

(via thats-how-we-roll-in-the-shire)

pornstartrek:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

(via music-and-fandom)

amazingphil's YouNow - 19/04/14

(Source: alohomora-221b, via little-phillion)

philspenis:

alfies doing a video with dan and phil im gonna be sick

(via philsprincess)

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

(via music-and-fandom)

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